DEVIL BOY ENAMEL PIN

$10.00

Hundreds of years ago an adolescent demon
emerged from the deepest depths of hell
and entered our world. His goal was world
domination and the destruction of all mankind.
Many civilizations would band together to
thwart his attempts to rule our world, and banish
him back to hell, but the devil boy was relentless!
Every one hundred years he would return to
Earth, hell-bent (get it) with his goal of enslaving
mankind. Until his last return, in
the late 20th century, when he came across a
record from the band “ the Descendents” TITLED
“ I DON’T WANNA GROW UP”. Devil boy was mesmerized
and conflicted after listening to the classic punk
album. He thought to himself, “ This is amazing!
How can i destroy a world that has created
such rad music!” and that’s when he realised
that he never really wanted to conquer earth.
He was just doing it to impress his demon
mother and his step-dad, Randy. DB’s true passion
had always been the theatre. After that revelation
he spent many decades on self reflection and
working with his therapist. He eventually came
to the realization that he did not have to follow
in his parents footsteps, or seek their approval.
Devil boy was free to be whatever demon he
wanted to be. He went on to live his life on
his own terms, and on to become a very
respectable member of society. He has also
won two golden globes for his work on the
hit tv show “house”. Way to go devil boy…..
way to go! moral of the story here kids, is to
always follow your dreams… and listen to

THE DESCENDENTS!

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